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Am I Old Yet? — Comedy audio drama
Am I Old Yet? — Comedy audio drama

Am I Old Yet? — Comedy audio drama

A coming-of-age, slice of life, audio fiction comedy with a difference. Our ageing heroine shares senior moments, family relationships and adventures—entertaining and a wee bit provocative. In Season 6 some ancient Greek deities choose her to 'save the planet' - if she only knew what her superpower was. Written, performed and produced by Aussie-born, Liverpool-based actress, singer-songwriter and performance poet Flloyd Kennedy with guest performers on 3 continents.  Please support the podcast - you can subscribe at Patreon.com/amIoldyet. ★★★★★ "This is delightful storytelling from Flloyd Kennedy. Gentle but deceptively sharp; underestimate the characters populating this podcast at your own peril. The writing, performance and music are all a joy."

Available Episodes 10

"Am I Old Yet?" is enjoying a hiatus as you've probably noticed. But while Season 11 is being slowly cooked up in the background, we are also working on a brand new podcast. It's called "Baked Off! - Live Laugh Loaves" and the aim is to release it early in 2025. Here's the trailer - you may recognise most of the voices, but the characters are all new!

We are also running a crowdfunding campaign to help pay the voice actors, musician, sound designer etc, and we'd be enormously grateful for your support. https://crowdfundr.com/bakedoffthepodcast. There are also some perks and rewards, including early access to episodes, a cook book, stickers mugs and aprons - and more!

The cast are, in order of appearance:

In Scotland—

Christopher McDougall - Duncan

Wendy Lap - Heather

In England—

Tayo Aluko - Ade

Frankie Phoenix - Sammy

Erika Sanderson - Julianna

In Australia

Flloyd Kennedy - Margot

On the Zoom call

Andrea Richardson - Caroline


Music - Composed, arranged and performed by John T La Barbera

Direction and Sound Design - Flloyd Kennedy

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Transcript is available on the episode website https://bakedoffpodcast.com/

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This is the final episode in Season 10. Helen has returned home from her jaunt with Hera to reports that Mr Parks & Gardens is snooping around homeless ex-solder Mike's spot near the bus stop, possibly interfering with the plants in which Demeter has provided some salad and fruit plants at Helen's request in Episode 3 of Season 10. Well! We can't have that, can we? So, it's Helen and granddaughter Susie to the rescue!

Cast:

Christopher McDougall - Charlie

Wendy Lap - Annie

Sarah Golding - Betty

Edward Donnelly - James

Wayne Stuart-Cole - Mr Parks & Gardens

Roy R Carruthers - Mike

Flloyd Kennedy - Helen, Susie, Jackie

Music:

In the Labyrinth, composed and performed by John T La Barbera

SFX: Freesound.org

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Transcript is available on the episode website https://amIoldyet.com/s

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Susie and Janey are still angsting about Helen's disappearance, while Susie's boyfriend Charlie attempts to inject a smidgeon of common sense - brave man! And then Janey and Helen seems to be vieing for the honour of most tech avoidance in the family.

Christopher McDougall - Charlie, Rene

Flloyd Kennedy - Janey, Susie, Ilse, Helen

SFX

Message Bank beep, buttons clicking and phone ringing, courtesy of Flloyd’s iPhone.

Cafe ambience - recorded by Flloyd at the Sweet Pea Cafe, West Kirby on the Wirral.

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Transcript is available on the episode website https://amIoldyet.com/s10e9, approximately 12 hours after the episode goes live.

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Hera has brought Helen to her home on Mt Olympus, after their short visit to the Amazon rain forest. Zeus is so happy to see her that he just can't help singing about it. And so it came about, that this episode has turned into a musical. You're welcome...

Hera - Wendy Lap

Helen - Flloyd Kennedy

Zeus - Ira Seidenstein

Music - "In the Labyrinth", Song of the Goddess Diana" and "Song of the Minatour", composed and performed by John T La Barbera

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Transcript is available on the episode website https://amIoldyet.com/s10e8

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And now, to return to regular transmission! Hera, the Queen of the Gods, drops by in south London to whisk Helen off to her homeland for a well-deserved mini-break. These two women of way over 'a certain age' have more in common than meets the eye.

Cast:

Hera - Wendy Lap

Zeus - Ira Seidenstein

Helen, American tourist - Flloyd Kennedy

Music - "In the Labyrinth" and "Song of the Minotaur" composed and performed by John T La Barbera

SFX (freesound.org)

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Transcript is available on the episode website https://amIoldyet.com/s

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Special Announcement: Please excuse this break in transmission - Episode 6 was going to take us to Greece, where Helen is enjoying the scenery and the sunshine. But in view of the terrible tragedy of the wildfires presently affecting large parts of Greece, including Athens itself, I'd decided to postpone that episode till next week. In the meantime, here is news regarding the development of the new podcast, "Baked Off!" which I hope to be able to bring to you later this year.

Voices: Ed Donnelly, John Warner, Andrew Durning, Matthew Field, Wendy Lap, Bernadette Pryde, Andrea Richardson, Tayo Aluko, Roy R Carruthers and Flloyd Kennedy.

SFX

Australian Magpies - JustinJetZorbas - https://www.pond5.com/

Footsteps and window opening - Flloyd Kennedy

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Helen has gone missing, so daughter Janey and granddaughter Susie team up to track her down. This episode is an experiment, in that it takes the form of a series of telephone calls. A bit like the old 'epistolatory' genre, only using message bank rather than the post office. Let me know if you think it works - drop your response at https://amIoldyet.com/reviews - just a few words would be great.

Helen, Janey, Susie and Jennifer are all played by me, Flloyd Kennedy.

The music is from John T La Barbera's album, "In the Labyrinth" and the tracks are:

Dionysius' Dream

In the Labyrinth

SFX all recorded by Flloyd Kennedy, foley style, apart from the vibrating phone which was courtesy of MOBILE-PHONE-VIBRATION BY AALORV -- HTTPS://FREESOUND.ORG/S/745003/ -- LICENSE: ATTRIBUTION 4.0

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Transcript is available on the episode website https://amIoldyet.com/s10e5


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Helen's idea of providing pot plants to people living on the streets has caught the attention of the authorities, and they are not happy about it. But Susie has a plan and Demeter drops by for coffee and a chat, so perhaps it will all work out? Do stick around for the epilogue - and a behind the scenes chat between Ed and Flloyd.

Cast:

Edward Donnelly - Dafydd the newsreader

Frances Broudie Oldridge - Josie Harkins, roving reporter

Wayne Stuart-Cole - Parks and Gardens official

Flloyd Kennedy - Helen, Susie, Demeter

MUSIC: "In the Labyrinth" and "Chariot Wheel" composed and performed by John T La Barbera

News Sting - TunePocket.com

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Transcript is available on the episode website https://amIoldyet.com/s10e4

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Someone new has take up residence on the pavement near the bus stop. Mike might be homeless, but he's got a ukulele, so Helen challenges him to join her in a sing song. This Episode's guest is Roy J Carruthers (who also plays Harry from across the corridor, Dimitri (Season 1) Loki Season 8), Eric Frogsholme, and Kyrane (Season 9).

If you, or someone you know, is homeless, you can get support from MindAlcoholics AnonymousNarcotics Anonymous and Gamblers Anonymous. Alternatively, you can search for local organisations in your area. 

The transcript is available on the episode website amIoldyet.com/s10e3

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Helen has received a note from Jennifer, her neighbour who lives in the flat across the corridor with her husband Harry, and her 103 year old grandmother Nana Madeleine. Helen and Madeleine have always enjoyed sharing their thoughts on life, death, mortality and immortality without fear or favour. And this time is no exception, although with a heightened sense of immediacy. Nana Madeleine tries to sleep, but someone needs to speak to her, and the result is - much laughter. Don't forget to stick around for the Epilogue.

Cast:

Flloyd Kennedy - Helen, Jennifer, Madeleine

Karim Kronfli - Mischka

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Transcript is available on the episode website https://amIoldyet.com/s10e2

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