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Live, Laugh, Larceny: A True Petty Crime Podcast
Live, Laugh, Larceny: A True Petty Crime Podcast

Live, Laugh, Larceny: A True Petty Crime Podcast

Explore the lighter side of crime with our genre-bending comedy podcast! Join hosts Amanda Rose and Trevin Bartee every Wednesday for hilarious dramatizations of real-life petty crimes. Dive into over-the-top audio dramas featuring dumb criminals, cheesy sound effects, and surprising facts. Perfect for true crime fans seeking a laugh-filled twist on the usual narratives.

Available Episodes 10

Get ready to go nuts because this week, squirrels are stealing the spotlight in the quirkiest ways possible.
 
Trevin kicks things off with a hilarious recap of a public speaking phenomenon he experienced on stage, struggling to stay in the moment as his mind wandered. Meanwhile, Amanda finds herself tangled in another trampoline-related incident, this time under a nostalgic black light at a children’s party.
 
In Two Truths and a Lie, Amanda challenges Trevin with winter-themed trivia, featuring snowfall, snowflakes, and record-breaking temperatures. Trevin ups the stakes with a round of insurance-related truths that might just have you reconsidering your own policies.
 
Story Time delivers a double dose of absurdity. Amanda shares a listener story from Tawny, involving car break-ins, monks, and a surprising twist with Christian music. Trevin’s tale takes us into the wild world of animal antics, unveiling a chaotic scene of supposed bear attacks across San Bernardino. But the twist? It’s not what you think—and it’ll blow your mind.
 
Don’t miss this laugh-out-loud episode packed with nostalgia, animal mischief, and petty crime at its finest!

Today's Stories:
 
Bad Acts and Worse Music
 
A Bear of an Insurance Claim
 
(Discussions Include: Stage Fright, Public Speaking, Massachusetts, Live Show, 2000s Hits, Katy Perry, Winter, Cold Weather, Extreme Weather, Tamarack, California, For Keogh, Montana, Bear Costume Arrest, Insurance Scam, Animals, Immaculate Conception, Virgin Birth, War Exclusion, Donelan Andrews, Worship Music, Auto Burglary, Petty Theft, CD Collection, Monks, Ducks, Dad Rock, Classic Rock, Luxury Car, Rolls-Royce, Mercedes, Auto Damage, Ruben Tamrazian, Ararat Chirkinian, Vahe Muradkhanyan, Alfiya Zuckerman)
 
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Mashed potatoes, pumpkin pie, and… zero gratitude? Mom didn’t spend a week prepping this feast for you to forget your manners! 

In this special Thanksgiving episode, Trevin kicks things off by sharing his cozy "Winter 69" dilemma—because it feels better when it’s going down. Meanwhile, Amanda gets hilariously personal, recounting a post-partum lactation struggle that every mom can relate to (and laugh at). Do we smell a Pumping-Girl sequel?
 
In Thanksgiving Trivia, Trevin dishes up a historical throwback to when a president pardoned more than just turkeys, while Amanda challenges everyone with the ultimate cranberry question: just how many berries make up a single can?
 
For Story Time, Trevin dives into the record-setting antics of Henry Earl, a man who finds a chosen family in the unlikeliest places, all while breaking the law. Amanda follows with the chaotic tale of Elizabeth Macias, a determined mom on a Black Friday mission to snag Xbox games and survive her kids’ antics. Both stories come together to remind us of one thing: being a mom on the holidays is no small feat, especially when kids are downright thankless.
 
Tune in for heartwarming laughs, jaw-dropping petty crimes, and a little holiday chaos as we celebrate the most "Thankless Giving" of all.

Today's Stories:
 
Those We Invite to Our Table
 
Black Friday and a Mom on a Mission
 
(Discussions Include: Winter Weather, Cold, Mom Problems, Parenting, TMI, Mothering Advice, Milk, Breastfeeding, Rebecca the Raccoon, Billy Possum, Calvin Coolidge, White House pet, Cranberry Sauce, Ocean Spray, Wikipedia, Thanksgiving Dinner, Community, Chosen Family, Bigot Bob, Bad Children, Disrespectful, Dinner Conversation, Lexington, Kentucky, Weird Uncle, Fayette County Detention Center, James Brown, Pepper Spray, Las Angeles, California, Wal-mart, Walmart, Shopping, Door Busters, Xbox 360, Shopping Chaos)
 
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The crowd is in an uproar, and the air is thick with boogies—this week, crime comes squelching!
 
Trevin feels a bit sheepish about the post-election special but brings one more political twist to the table as a previous petty criminal throws their hat into the political ring. Meanwhile, Amanda—rocking her new "sick voice"—has been rewatching Stranger Things with subtitles, only to discover some words that make her skin crawl.
 
In a twist on the Two Truths and a Lie segment, Amanda dives into the world of bizarre allergies, challenging Trevin to sniff out the fake one. Not to be outdone, Trevin reveals his ulterior motives with an NFL-themed round, hoping it might superstitiously boost his fantasy football luck.
 
Story Time:
Amanda shares the messy misdeeds of 21-year-old Brianna Reyes, whose sickness spirals into a surprising arrest. Trevin keeps the NFL theme alive with the story of Marsha Kearney, mother to a football superstar, and the unexpected challenges that come with a life tied to fame.

Grab your tissues—this episode is dripping with nose slimes and petty crimes!
 
Today's Stories:

D.W.A. (Driving With Allergies) 

Familial Fame: Under the Glow 

(Watching TV with subtitles, exercise induced anaphylaxis, Human Hair, Polymorphous Light Eruption, James Brooks, Child Support, Martin Luther King Day, I-5 Killer, Porch Pirate, Patrick Mahomes, the Enterprise, Sneeze, Car Crash, Reckless Driving, Honda Accord, Brockton, Massachusetts, Darren Duarte, Super Bowl, Arizona, Chappell Roan, Kansas City, Chiefs, Rashee Rice, theft, Injury)
 
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Hey, everyone! Per our last episode, we are taking this week off, but we've got an episode from our friend Kaydra with Perplexity: A Mystery Podcast here for you!

Kaydra's voice may sound familiar to you, as she played the ghost hunter in our big All-Star Halloween special. We had the pleasure of joining her on her show, for this wacky prison escape episode, and it was a ton of fun. Go ahead and give her show a follow on socials and on your listening app! We will be back with a new episode next week. 

In this episode, Kaydra tells Trevin and Amanda the hilariously fascinating story of Frank Morris and the Anglin Brothers. These three men are allegedly the only individuals to have ever successfully escaped from Alcatraz prison in California. But did they actually escape? The FBI claims the men drowned. Thank you to Ryan for recommending this topic.
Check out Trevin and Amanda with Live, Laugh, Larceny: A True Petty Crime Podcast wherever you listen to podcasts!
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Hit that follow button, drop a 5 star review, and spread the word!!!
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CONTACT: Have a story to tell or want to request a topic? Email Kaydra at PerplexityMysteryPodcast@gmail.com.
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SOURCES:
1) https://www.fbi.gov/history/famous-cases/alcatraz-escape
2) https://www.britannica.com/event/Alcatraz-escape-of-June-1962
3) Conspiracies Decoded episode: "Mystery at Alcatraz"
4) https://www.nps.gov/museum/exhibits/alca/escapes.html
5) https://www.cbsnews.com/news/alcatraz-inmates-survived-infamous-1962-escape-letter-suggests/
6) https://www.alcatrazhistory.com/
7) https://www.odysseyopenwater.com/history-of-swimming-from-alcatraz
8) https://fox59.com/news/national-world/new-evidence-in-60-year-old-alcatraz-prison-break/
9) https://nypost.com/2015/10/12/this-photo-could-finally-crack-a-notorious-alcatraz-cold-case/

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It's the day after the election, and the crew dives into politics with a mix of humor and honesty. Get ready for adult themes, bold opinions, and some unexpected twists!
 
This week, Trevin makes an enlightening trip to Massachusetts, where he uncovers "America" in a unique way, sparking a deep reflection on childhood roles—whether you're the "bedroom kid" or the "living room kid"—and the power of acceptance in shaping young minds. Meanwhile, Amanda is stuck dealing with a sinkhole that local officials have decided can wait until next year.
 
In Killer Facts, we uncover some wild trivia about "The Beast," the president's fortified limo (also known by the codename Stagecoach). Amanda surprises Trevin with the imaginative world of Kane Kwei's fantasy coffins, leading to a fun debate on what custom coffin design Trevin would choose.

And now for what you've all been waiting for: Story Time! Trevin shares the wild story of Emily Grover and the stolen election of 2020, complete with intense interrogations and a dose of political satire. Amanda tells the tale of comedian Ariel Elias and her unforgettable encounter with someone else's political rage. Both stories offer a humorous yet candid look into the world of politics, only the way Live, Laugh, Larceny could. 

Today's Stories: 

The Stolen Election of 2020 

When Q&As Go Wrong 

(Discussions include: Politics, Election, Voting, America, Pride, BLM, Berkshires, Churches, Roadwork, Pothole, Armored Vehicle, Cadillac, Presidential Fact, Bulletproof, Deathproof, Laura Carroll, Tate Highschool, Election Runner, Rigged, Cheating, Samantha Guerrer, Comedy Club, Stand-up Comedy, Joe Biden, Donald Trump, Uncle Vinnie's, New Jersey, Pensacola, Florida, Heckler, Beer, Tyler Fischer, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Stephen Colbert) 

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Grab your ghost-hunting gear and pack a lunch—it’s time to tour the spookiest spots for a devilish dining experience! 

This week, Trevin dives into a haunting recurring dream that’s been creeping him out for years, while Amanda faces the nerve-racking decision to shake things up at her annual costume party, wondering if the thrill is worth the chills.
 
In this Halloween special, Amanda treats us to a chilling exploration of haunted places, starting with Bird Bridge—a local legend from her hometown that’s sure to give you goosebumps. Trevin then shares the eerie tale of a haunted Louisiana mansion with surprising ties to Nicolas Cage and Kathy Bates, and it might just leave you ready to buy your very own haunted house.
 
For our final Halloween stories of the season, Amanda (as Witch Wanda) spins a tale of a young man from Oklahoma City who’ll go to any lengths for the perfect “sexy” costume. Meanwhile, Trevin transports us to the Czech Republic, where Satan himself causes chaos for a local priest on a Halloween mission.
 
Get ready for the ultimate Halloween feast of stories and spine-tingling destinations. Don’t forget the deviled eggs and devil’s food cake—this Satanic Feast is one you don’t want to miss!
 
Today's Stories:
 
Halloween for the Sexy Soul
 
Father Smejkal and the Satanic Feast
 
(Discussions include: Nightmare, Reoccurring Dreams, Hanging Man, Hangman, Dream Interpretation, Creepy, Halloween Special, Halloween Party, Halloween Games, Olympics, Beer Olympics, Drinking Games, Costume Party, Haunted, Haunted House, Bird Bridge, Rocky Ford Bridge, Emporia, Kansas, Sandra Bird, Cottonwood River, Murder Ordained, Tom Bird, Lorna Anderson, LaLaurie Mansion, Madame Delphine LaLaurie, Morbid, Real Estate, For Sale, Bourbon Street, New Orleans, Louisiana, Matthew Blake Dixon, Kathy Bates, American Horror Story, Elk City, Oklahoma City, Sexy Referee, Shoplifting, Party Galaxy, Chappell Roan, Playlist of the Dead, Jaromir Smejkal, Kurdejov, Czech Republic, Priest, Smashing Pumpkins, Jack-o-lantern, Religion, Demons, Witch)

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Six Strangers. One Cursed Playlist. Ultimate Power—or Certain Death.

Drawn by a mysterious letter promising the power to control an army of the dead, six strangers arrive at a hidden location with a single task: survive a binge-listening session unlike any other. Their key to unlocking this dark magic? The Necronomicon iPod, a macabre piece of technology loaded with a supernatural podcast playlist.


Meet the crew: a die-hard podcast fan, a cat dad with a quirky side, a skeptical ghost hunter, a spiritual healer, an unreliable flake, and a professional entertainer with a flair for the dramatic. Together, they must endure each eerie episode—bu
t as secrets are revealed and tensions rise, not everyone is guaranteed to make it out alive.

This one-of-a-kind horror-comedy event features exclusive segments from fan-favorite podcasts: And That's Why We Drink, Two Girls One Ghost, Creeps and Crimes, Ladies & Tangents, and Live, Laugh, Larceny.
Will they unlock the power of the undead—or will the cursed playlist claim their souls first? Tune in to this all-star podcast holiday event for a supernatural audio adventure like no other!

Written and Produced by Trevin Bartee of Live, Laugh, Larceny 


Original art by Sadie Kern of PopGunFlo https://www.popgunflo.com/


Voice cast:
Alecia Watson of Twisted and Uncorked https://www.twistedanduncorked.com/
Cassie Hahn of PNW Haunts and Homicides https://www.pnwhauntsandhomicides.com/
Kaydra Brannan of Perplexity: A Mystery Podcast https://perplexitymysteryp.wixsite.com/perplexity
Trevin Bartee of Live, Laugh, Larceny
Amanda Rose of Live, Laugh, Larceny
Christine Schiefer of And That's Why We Drink and Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Playlist Details:
EP 1: Creeps and Crimes - The Halloween Massacre of 1962

https://www.creepsandcrimespodcast.com 

Dive into the chilling urban legend of the Halloween Massacre of 1962 with hosts Taylar Fetzner and Morgan Mounts. In this spine-tingling episode, Creeps and Crimes unearths the haunting details of a massacre that has terrified generations, blending true crime and eerie folklore. But it’s not all horror—Taylar and Morgan lighten the mood by diving into a nostalgic debate over classic Halloween movies. Are you team Hocus Pocus or Halloweentown? Tune in for a perfect mix of creepy thrills and nostalgic chills!

EP 2: Two Girls One Ghost - Daruma-san: The Bath Game
https://www.twogirlsoneghost.com 


Two Girls One Ghost hosts Corinne Vien and Sabrina Deana-Roga dive into the spine-chilling world of paranormal games with Daruma-san: The Bath Game. Learn the eerie, step-by-step process of this supernatural ritual, where a simple bath can summon a vengeful Japanese ghost. Discover the dark legend behind Daruma-san, the spirit you might encounter, and why it’s best to avoid playing this terrifying game. Ghostly apparitions, sinister hair-washing rituals, and spooky traditions from Japanese folklore—what could go wrong?


EP 3: Live, Laugh, Larceny: A True Petty Crime Podcast - The Monster Mash at Bootsy Bellows

This Halloween, everyone’s worst nightmare arrives early—and it’s not a ghost or ghoul. Like an overzealous holiday guest, Christmas is creeping into October, hijacking spooky season without a care for Halloween traditions.
 
In this week’s episode, Amanda sets the stage with a hilarious rant on premature Christmas decor invading superstores and threatening our beloved Halloween vibes. Meanwhile, Trevin gives us an update on his ongoing battle with a body-focused repetitive behavior, offering insights as sharp as a haunted fingernail.
 
The “Would You Rather” segment dives into delightfully twisted territory: Trevin’s question has listeners calling people “Daddy” and throwing in a pelvic thrust, while Amanda contemplates whether you’d rather wipe your memories or live the same day on repeat.
 
For story time, Trevin spins a tale of a “spooky bitch” who just wants a fun Halloween but finds his night marred by fear-mongering courtesy of Fox News. Amanda follows with the saga of a mischievous couple whose Halloween decor goes from festive to frightful, crossing the line into pure pettiness. Both stories bring back the fan-favorite “Pumpkin Everything” song and include an unexpected dash of Christmas spirit.
 
Halloween purists, brace yourselves: it’s time to tell Christmas, “Get back to December, where you belong!”

Today’s Stories:

Fear News 

The Grinch Who Stole Halloween 

(Discussions include: Christmas, Stores Holiday Decor, Halloween section, Christmas section, nail biting, OCD, body image, mindfulness, lawn mowing, self-control, long nails, Sean Kory, Conservative Media, Daddy Issues, Groundhog Day, Happy Death Day, Palm Springs, Memory Loss, Mom Problems, Fear, Political Humor, Jeremy Meeks, Sexy Criminal, Santa Cruz, California, Scary Stories, Halloween Story, General Mills Monster Cereal, Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown, Assault with a Deadly Weapon, Serena Williams, Tennis Racket, Autumn, Fall Time, Cabot, Arkansas, Tim Minchue, Melissa Minchue, Baby Doll, Baby Jesus, Manger, bad neighbors)
 
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Get ready for an episode where things escalate quickly—both in danger and fun!
 
This week on Live, Laugh, Larceny, Trevin navigates the frustrating world of returning shoes by mail, while Amanda shares her frustrations with vacationing parents who seem to have forgotten how to check in. The fun ramps up with Amanda’s hilarious Two Truths and a Lie segment about elevators, followed by Trevin’s dive into surprising new animal facts!
 
In Storytime, Amanda kicks off with an outrageous tale involving outstanding warrants, elevators, and a Florida woman causing chaos. Then, Trevin brings his most gruesome story yet—complete with a trigger warning—featuring a returning main character and a grisly scene involving a Brush Hog in Willow Springs, Missouri. Both stories hilariously tie together as the hosts role-play drive-thru workers serving coffee.
 
Tune in for a wild ride filled with crime, comedy, and chaos as Amanda and Trevin take things to a whole new level.

(Discussions include: Kristine with a K, shoes, Sony Walkman, Puma, post office, Mail anxiety, parenting, parents on vacation, Alaskan Cruise, elevator deaths, Shanghai Tower, Muzak, music, Taranaki, New Zealand, Farm Raised Salmon, Germany Raccoon Farm, WW2, George the Jack Russell Terrier, Patricia Ann Jamison, St. Lucie County Courthouse, Fort Pierce, Florida, Poop, Nervous Diarrhea, Outstanding Warrants, Pooping in Public, nuisance injurious to health, noir, detective story, insurance scam, dismemberment, Florida Man, Hatchet, farmer, Fueled by Trash Pizza)
 
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Get ready for a trip down memory lane and a wild ride through creative chaos as Trevin builds this episode entirely around the beloved blocks of childhood—Legos!
 
This week, Trevin takes us along on his stress-filled adventure to a Renaissance-themed Adult Night at Legoland, while Amanda hilariously transforms into a human trashcan. In the Killer Facts segment, Trevin reveals the bizarre story of scientists who swallowed Lego heads to see how long it would take to pass them, while Amanda delves into the eerie world of dark fungi, the unseen force ruling our ecosystem.
 
For the Petty Crime Stories, Trevin spins a hilarious tale of an organized crime syndicate dealing in—you guessed it—Lego bricks of all colors. Amanda follows with the story of sidewalk construction, a man's strange urge to leave his mark, and the surveillance footage that ties it all together.
Tune in for laughs, nostalgia, and some seriously strange science!
 
Today's Stories:
 
Leave the Lego, Take the Cannoli
 
A Lasting Mark on the World
 
(Discussions include: 4D theater, toddlers, mom problems, parenting, mothering, boobs, nerds, dark matter, dark energy, Anna Rosling, DNA, parody, Dr. Andy Tagg, Western Health, Melbourne,  Australia, SHAT score, FART score, Poop, Brick Builders, Ammon Henrikson, Target, theft ring, Eugene, Oregon,  Chewbacca,  Marvel, Star Wars, Andrew Shearer, Kenneth Callow, KC, initials, wet cement, Port Charlotte, Florida, criminal mischief, hidden camera, the Godfather, Superstore)
 
Promo: Houston Strange / Weekly Creep
 
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