S3 Ep11: Tel, Dorgu, and Emma van Straaten

<div>Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. We’re wrapping up the transfer window this week by rating some of January’s biggest moves. What do we not look about the Dorgu to Manchester United deal? Are Spurs setting themselves up for failure with Mathys Tel? Do City’s moves solve their problems? And what is happening with Xavi Simons?<br /> <br /> Then it’s the Burn Book, with the Golf League, gym advice, and my wife’s book.<br /> <br /> You can buy This Immaculate Body by Emma van Straaten (known as “Creep, A Love Story in the US and Canada) at good bookshops or the usual places online.</div>

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S3 Ep10: Levy, Amad, and the Devil

<div>Hello and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week we had the exact same idea as everyone else in the football world, as we discuss the crises at Tottenham and Manchester United. How much blame does Ange get for Spurs’ troubles, and why would changing manager potentially make things worse? Has Ruben Amorim actually done anything at United yet, or is the positive stuff purely down to Amad Diallo?<br /> <br /> Then we’ve got the Burn Book, with BMW drivers, hero worship, and being the devil on a friend’s shoulder.<br /> <br /> Thanks for listening, and please consider subscribing at <a href="http://patreon.com/patrickvs">patreon.com/patrickvs</a> for more episodes!</div>

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S3 Ep9: Grealish, Camavinga, and Steven Bartlett

<div>Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. The transfer window is open, so this week we’re talking three players who need an escape from their current clubs. Marcus Rashford wants out of Manchester United, but what has he got left to offer, and why do none of the suitors make sense? Jack Grealish is clearly irrelevant at City, but would a switch to Spurs help? And Eduardo Camavinga remains one of the best young midfielders in the world, so why isn’t he treated that way at Real Madrid?<br /> <br /> Then it’s the Burn Book, with sex segregation, non-fiction, and cafetières.<br /> <br /> Thanks for listening, and please consider subscribing at <a href="http://Patreon.com/patrickvs">Patreon.com/patrickvs</a> for the bonus episodes.</div>

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S3 Ep8: Flick, Foden, and House M.D.

<div>Hello and welcome back to the Unseen Incidents podcast. On this week’s episode we’re taking a look back at 2024 with some seasonal awards, including best signing, managerial appointment and most overrated. Then we open up the Burn Book, with topics including ceilidhs, inappropriate clothing, and London<br /> street food.<br /> <br /> Thanks for your support this year and if you enjoy the show please consider subscribing at <a href="http://patreon.com/PatrickVS">patreon.com/PatrickVS</a>!</div>

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S1 Ep51: Robertson, Baleba, and Santa Claus

<div>Hello and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! January approaches, so we’re examining the needs of Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, and Arsenal, with the first two on the public show, and the latter pair on the subscriber episode. How has LFC’s early season form changed our ideas about their needs? Where do City even start?<br /> <br /> Then it’s the Burn Book, with Christmas, Saturday nights, and tidying your house.<br /> <br /> If you enjoy the podcast, consider subscribing at <a href="http://Patreon.com/patrickvs">Patreon.com/patrickvs</a>!</div>

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S1 Ep50: Trent, Frimpong, and Colin Firth

<div>Hello and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! This week, we're looking at how Liverpool can survive without Trent Alexander-Arnold, Virgil van Dijk, and Mohamed Salah. What do the they bring to Slot's team? What do Liverpool need to prioritise in their replacements? And what could the next iteration of the Reds look like? We look at Trent and VVD on the public episode, but you can subscribe to our Patreon for access to the Salah conversation.<br /> <br /> Then we open up the Burn Book, with customer service, wearing glasses, and very British problems.<br /> <br /> Thanks for your support, and consider subscribing at <a href="http://patreon.com/patrickvs">patreon.com/patrickvs</a> for extra shows!</div>

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S1 Ep49: Amorim, ten Hag, and Jilly Cooper

<div>Hello and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! Manchester United finally sacked Erik ten Hag, so we discuss where it went wrong for him at Old Trafford, and what we think of United’s next coach Ruben Amorim. What has attracted the club to him? Who could benefit from his coaching, and who might struggle?<br /> <br /> Then it’s the Burn Book, with Christmas sandwiches, Puritanism around kids, and Turkey teeth.<br /> <br /> If you enjoy the podcast, consider subscribing at <a href="http://Patreon.com/patrickvs">Patreon.com/patrickvs</a>!</div>

01:23:31

S1 Ep48: Van de Ven, Big Ange, and Seth Cohen

<div>Hello and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents, where this week we’re covering your questions, starting off with Tottenham. Are they actually good? Should we put more stock in their excellent stats, or in their Spursy performances? We look at Big Ange’s tactical shortcomings, the team’s pressing, and key transfer needs and targets for January.<br /> <br /> Then it’s the Burn Book, with decorative pillows, Chappell Roan, and the return of all-time hottie Adam Brody.<br /> <br /> If you enjoy the podcast, consider subscribing at <a href="http://Patreon.com/patrickvs">Patreon.com/patrickvs</a>!</div>

01:18:33

S1 Ep47: Maresca, Palmer, and Don Draper

<div>Hello and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week we’re checking in on Chelsea after their statement win over Brighton. How have the Blues played so far, and what separates them from the top teams? Just how good is Cole Palmer? And what is the one thing Maresca needs to work on if he wants to succeed at Stamford Bridge?<br /> <br /> Then it’s the Burn Book, with main characters, spying on neighbours, and personalised skincare.<br /> <br /> If you enjoy the podcast, consider subscribing at <a href="http://Patreon.com/patrickvs">Patreon.com/patrickvs</a>!</div>

01:21:15

S1 Ep46: Kompany, Raphinha, and Seneca the Younger

<div>Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week, we're talking through the new Champions League format - what's good and what's bad. Then we get into the major European contenders for the competition, taking Real Madrid's left-side bias, Barcelona's weirdly incredible start, and the total mystery that is Kompany's Bayern.<br /> <br /> Then it's the Burn Book, with queueing in bars, Stoicism, and Light Outerwear Season. <br /> <br /> Thanks for your support, and if you don't already, consider subscribing at <a href="http://patreon.com/patrickvs">patreon.com/patrickvs</a>!</div>

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